Aardvarks after Dark

Sex & Subtext in 1000 Imaginary Book Titles
and How to Find the Right Title for Any and Every Occasion

What kind of person finds a good title amusing?
Who is the person who knows the value of a good title?

Bob Dylan, “Titles are important.”  (Chronicles, Volume One)

Thomas Carlyle (19th C Scottish satirist), “Giving a name, indeed, is a poetic art.”

Aardvarks after Dark is not just another book of lists but a quirky, rhyme filled take on contemporary urban life.  It is also a kind of self-help book for those seeking a unique title and reference book of satirical one-liners.

Try the Search feature on the right of this page. You can search in the book, itself, or try entering a word that interests you.

If you’d like to add to the canon, if you think you can top these, contact me with your suggestions.

 

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Aardvarks after Dark
Title Search

Please try a search of the actual titles included in the book.

Here's a random set of five titles to get you started.

  • Hot Summer in Sumer
  • The Idiotic Id
  • Cognizant of the Cognoscenti
  • An Itch for Kitsch
  • The Aztec Detectives Club